To all my gal friends I found the answer!
It all started as a conversation with a friend about how great our guys are and how awful it would be with out them.
We laughed and knew cloning was an option if need be but not one either of us would ever be in a position financially to utilize that as an option.
Well the above photo is my answer, I just made Dave out of leather. Granted he has his limits but it's affordable and just so darn cute!!
Also what more could a saddle maker want but to be immortalized in leather!